Hard Jocks

I wonder how much porno gets left behind when people move. I know that my roommate and I left behind a big stack of different pornographic magazines (featuring men and women respectively)in a move from my first apartment when I was 18.

My sister's boyfriend, while hunting in my mom's attic one day for presumably other treasures, found a large stack of videos and magazines. He's one of those guys that knows where to find money in old houses, but I think pulling that out was even more than he bargained for. **Disclaimer** The porno was not my mother's--it had been left behind by the previous tenant.

Today, someone told me they donated some porn videos to The Salvation Army--funny considering The Salvation Army is an organization based on an evangelical branch of Christianity. His reason: "Poor people need porn, too!" Look for a copy of Hard Jocks at The Salvation Army near you! Although, it might be in a sleeve for The Hunt For Red October.

From The Salvation Army's mission statement: "Its mission is to preach the gospel of Jesus Christ and to meet human needs in His name without discrimination."

My guess is that porno isn't a human need, necessarily, but I am sure some would argue with me.