Saturday, June 5, 2010

Reformed

Reformed fat people really bother me. Guess what, former fatty? No one gives a fuck, and chances are, you are going to get fat again. The statistics aren't in your favor. Also, I hate reformed smokers, too. Fuckers. Reformed drinkers (i.e. recovering alcoholics) don't bother me as much. I wonder what it is that prevents them from touting their way of life.

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  1. So you really hate Biggest Loser.

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  3. Jake, I read your comment before, and that isn't the reformed of which I speak. It's okay if you were once a fatty and skinny now, or if you were once a smoker and are not now. I am talking about he people that are braggarts about it, and say stuff like, "Oh, god. I don't know how I ever ate bacon. Now I just carry a pack of saltines with me wherever I go, and I just eat two when I am hungry." Or as I posted on facebook, the people that remind you, after they see you smoking, that Warren Zevon died of smoking. It's like the born-agains of the fatty/smoker world.

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